Total Medals Earned: 440 (From 102 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,460 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You now have yourself a completed speech.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (30/140 points)
Discover strange wild life
Discover uniformity!
Collect 123 coins !
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
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You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 10/18 (285/495 points)
Something Sinister Is At Work In The Seaside Town Of Driftwood
Legendary Fish Of Fortune Cove
Find The Hidden Sailor
You Have Quite The Collection
This Is No Ordinary Handbook
Driftwood's Sinister Past
All Heretics Shall Be Put To Death!
Find The Moth
Unleash Hell On All Of Humanity
Damned For Eternity
The Ghost Ship That Haunts The Sea
A Shiny Souvenir
Drink All Day And Night Singing Sea Shanties
I Stabbed Out Both His Eyes And Tossed Him Overboard
I Told You The Superstitions Of The Sea Were Real!
Banish All Evil And Sin!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Start a fire!
Sleep!
Catch and give 5 clams!
Build a dock!
Build the Sneaky Sign!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Escape!
